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A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.

"Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband asked.

"Shh!" said the bride "All the neighbors will know what we're about to do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we'll have to ask each other in code. For example, how about asking, 'Have you left the washing machine door open' instead?"

So, the following night, the husband asks, "I don't suppose you left the washing machine door open, did you?"

"No, I definitely shut it," replied the wife who rolled over and fell asleep.

When she woke up however, she was feeling a little frisky herself and she nudged her husband and said, "I think I did leave the washing machine door open after all. Would you like to do some washing?"

"No, thanks," said the husband. "It was only a small load so I did it by hand."

2007-11-15 22:05:18 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

You can do my laundry by hand anytime Tina - thx for raising a smile!

2007-11-15 22:16:34 · answer #1 · answered by Puppet Dictator 5 · 1 0

Women will always operate under the veneer of playing hard to get, or super-selective. But they make exceptions when they run into someone they find particularly attractive, very rich, powerful, or famous. But as they age, they become more reasonable in their expectations, and sometimes more desperate. Some even wear out their welcome after waiting too long. So there is no age when they stop. Perhaps they just wise up, or give up altogether.

2016-04-04 04:09:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Funny! 10!

2007-11-15 22:08:11 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

2 funny 2 be tru

2007-11-15 22:09:53 · answer #4 · answered by this_is_me 4 · 0 0

funny

2007-11-15 22:11:16 · answer #5 · answered by smokeyjoe 3 · 0 0

lolol

2007-11-15 22:40:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

really funny

2007-11-15 22:12:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

really good!, xxxxx my hubby will enjoy that one

2007-11-15 22:09:10 · answer #8 · answered by ROCKMUM LOVES BOWIE 7 · 0 0

You naughty naughty girl...But that was good.

2007-11-15 22:19:48 · answer #9 · answered by 66stang 3 · 1 0

nice adult joke

2007-11-15 22:09:37 · answer #10 · answered by madhavan n 6 · 0 0

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