After a long night of passion, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, Tony replied, "That's me before the operation."
2007-11-15 21:56:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
classic,, ill be telling everyone that one!, thanks xxxxxxxxxxx
2007-11-15 21:59:40 · answer #1 · answered by ROCKMUM LOVES BOWIE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-16 06:04:37 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
and i get 2 points for this
DOUBLE LoL
2007-11-16 06:00:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-16 06:48:10 · answer #4 · answered by frostbite2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one
2007-11-16 06:02:55 · answer #5 · answered by needafriend2 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it lmao
2007-11-16 11:54:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
EEEEEWWWWW!!!!! Where's my tongue scrubber? Where's my clothes? Where's my dignity?
2007-11-16 07:00:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oops! haha
2007-11-16 06:37:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahhaha
2007-11-16 06:02:53 · answer #9 · answered by this_is_me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol!! Took me a while to get it. Hahah! Thanks for sharing =)
2007-11-16 06:32:45 · answer #10 · answered by axeile 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao what a gay!
2007-11-16 05:59:48 · answer #11 · answered by omeng90 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋