A lady went to a plastic surgeon to see what he could do about a facelift.
The doctor said, "Well ma'am, we have a brand new procedure. We put a dial in the back of your head and when your skin starts to sag you simply turn the knob."
"That sounds good," she said.
Two years passed and she went back to tell the surgeon that the dial was giving her bags under her eyes.
"I'm sorry ma'am," replied the surgeon, "but those aren't bags - those are your ****!"
"Oh," said the woman, "so that explains the goatee."
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2007-11-15 21:51:08 · 8 answers · asked by **LLL** 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry they blocked b.o.o.b.s
2007-11-15 22:00:52 · update #1
i dont get it... lol hang on, ill read it a few more times
I really don't get it :(
OHHHHHHHHHHHH! I GET IT LOL
2007-11-15 21:55:58 · answer #1 · answered by leb_barbie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-16 05:55:27 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it
2007-11-16 06:05:13 · answer #3 · answered by smokeyjoe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thats funny!!!! LMAO
2007-11-16 05:57:48 · answer #4 · answered by Tonya W 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
took a while bt i gt it now lol, funny hahaha :)
2007-11-16 06:34:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
that was pretty gross but funny
2007-11-16 05:54:58 · answer #6 · answered by blackcat XIII 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rotfl
2007-11-16 05:59:23 · answer #7 · answered by this_is_me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wooooooooo BAG! BAG!BAG!BAG!BAG!BAG!BAG!BAG!BAG!BAG!BAG!BAG!BAG!BAG!BAG!
Lmao
2007-11-16 06:21:35 · answer #8 · answered by omeng90 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋