a blonde one funny or not?

Question

Mr. & Mrs. Smith had been back from their honeymoon for two weeks when Mr. Smith came home from work and said to his blonde wife that he had invited 4 of his friends from the office home for dinner on Friday night.

Mrs. Smith was a bit apprehensive and asked if she must cook a meal for the four. Mr. Smith explained that there would be eight coming because each would bring his wife or a date. Since this was there first party, he consoled her by saying that all she has to do was get some Chinese food in and perhaps she could bake a cake. This sounded like a good idea, and they sat down and decided what Chinese food to get.

Friday morning his wife called the office in tears. She explained that the only cake recipe she had would only feed six.

Her hubby said, "Why don't you just double the recipe?"

She decided that was a good idea.

At four, hubby got another phone call -- this time quite frantic.

"I just can't do it," the wife weeped. "It's impossible."

"Now, now, what's the matter?"

"Well, the recipe calls for two eggs..."

"So, you use FOUR eggs. Don't you have them?

"Yes -- Then it needs 4 cups of flour."

"Well," hubby said rather testily, "you will have to use 8 cups of flour -- what is the problem?"

"It isn't the ingredients," sobbed his wife, "it says that the cake must be baked at 350 degrees and I have checked the oven and I can't turn the heat up to 700 degrees!"

Answer 1

nice one it's funny and cool ilike it

Answer 2

A blonde, brunette, and a pink head were status on the sting of the pool waiting for the only hundred yead breast stroke race.... The starter shot the pistol and the three dove into the water and commenced swimming. a couple of minutes the brunette complete and jumped out of the water. Then the pink head. about twenty minutes later, the blonde emerged. They presented the gold to the brunette, the silver to the pink head and the bronze to the blonde. As they positioned the metallic round her neck the blonde wispered " i do not favor to sound like a sore loser, yet i imagine the different 2 used their hands"

Answer 3

Funny

Answer 4

Priceless

Answer 5

Tee Hee

Answer 6

Funny! 10!

Answer 7

Good! Despite being blonde myself, I do actually find a lot of those jokes funny.

Answer 8

OI :(



Ok thats pretty funny but sounds more like a man than a blonde to me. I for one am great at baking :D

Answer 9

Nice one Lol

Answer 10

Good

Answer 11

I agree with perfectwings, that joke would've been more suited as a man joke than a blonde one