An 85-year old husband and wife decide to take a road trip. She drives
because she can see and he rides because he can hear.
After traveling for a while, they get pulled over by a State Trooper.
She rolls down her window and the cop says "I need to see your drivers
license and vehicle registration please."
The woman turns to her husband and shouts "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
The husband replies, "HE WANTS YOUR LICENSE AND REGISTRATION!"
The woman gives the documents to the officer and after studying her
license the cop says, "Oh, you're from Chicago. I've been there. Actually,
the worse piece of a*s I ever had was in Chicago!"
The woman turns to her husband and shouts "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
And the husband replies, "HE SAYS HE KNOWS YOU!"
2007-11-15 18:45:33 · 20 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one Lol
2007-11-16 04:38:16 · answer #1 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-15 22:45:03 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-11-15 18:48:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha..
Smart answer...
I liked it...
Y didja stop? Plz post few more...
2007-11-15 19:26:18 · answer #4 · answered by 13 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, god i hope me nd carpy never get to that stage, pmsl hun
star time
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2007-11-16 02:23:14 · answer #5 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good 'un. I know there are more where they all come from. Some more please. a star 4 u.
2007-11-15 21:20:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha very good
star awarded
2007-11-15 20:09:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats not very funny.. id only give it a 2..
2007-11-15 18:50:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
lmao
its a corker*
2007-11-16 02:19:49 · answer #9 · answered by DINGLE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-11-15 20:34:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋