Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.
They tried and tried to get the door open, but they just couldn't! The blonde with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath.
The other blonde said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."
2007-11-15 18:42:11 · 22 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha!
2007-11-16 00:14:47 · answer #1 · answered by Freakin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q .. How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
A .. I'll tell you tomorrow.
Q .. Why can't the blonde make ice cubes?
A .. She lost the recipe.
Q .. How do you hit a blonde so she will never know it?
A .. With a thought.
Q .. Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?
A .. The noise gave her a headache.
Q .. How does a blond know if she's on her way home or on her way to work?
A .. She opens her lunch box to see if there is anything in it.
Q .. What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?
A .. Perri-air.
Q .. Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A .. Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Q .. When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
A .. When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!
Q .. Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A .. She missed.
Q .. What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear?
A .. Data transfer.
2007-11-16 02:57:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-11-16 02:45:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is almost similar to a "blonde star service"
She called Blonde star and stated that I am locked in my car and the keys are on the outside!
2007-11-16 04:02:29 · answer #4 · answered by The King 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two blondes were walking down by the side of a river, on opposite sides. One shouts to the other "How do I get to the other side?" after a few minutes thought, the other blond shouts back, "You are on the other side".
2007-11-16 02:58:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-16 06:46:04 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They must hav tried breakin open the door. That way it wud have been before it rained.
2007-11-16 02:50:05 · answer #7 · answered by 13 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny Lol
2007-11-16 12:43:29 · answer #8 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a good one. Very funny
2007-11-16 02:55:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have started something now . very good I love a good laugh in the morning
2007-11-16 03:07:04 · answer #10 · answered by lancashire lass 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, were their names Dumb and Dumber by any chance, pmsl hun
star time
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2007-11-16 10:26:10 · answer #11 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋