Ive taken care of the Jack Daniels and the scotch
2007-11-15 18:21:01 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
yeah ok then I will bring the marshmallows...
2007-11-15 18:29:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
When you arrive in Hell, this is after the horrors of the Tribulation period, it won't be very pretty.
We are in the end of time, you really need to talk to Jesus and ask Him this question and see how long you will make funnies with Him.
Tomorrow you car may not start, you may miss a class, especially the one class you need desperately
in order to continue on. Your girlfriend or your boyfriend found another. A million things can happened, you will not escape God's punishment!!
You may rock on for a while and you think you have escaped your hardships, but I can assure you, it will happen!!!
2007-11-16 02:50:08 · answer #2 · answered by NJ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i am Christians in my mind - but to others i may not live up to their perfection standards - so do i still get to come camping? ohh wait - i really despise camping - can we go to a really hot hilton instead? i'd be willing to sacrafice and wear chains and accept floggings and such *cocky grins*. ok so not much of a sacrafice for me - but hey i'm willing to do what i cna to make the trip all the better. i'll bring the vaseline.
2007-11-16 10:01:38 · answer #3 · answered by purple dove 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'll bring a few cartons of beer, maybe some Heiny, Becks and Corona?
2007-11-16 02:38:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Uh, excuse me but unbelievers are fuel for the fire:
Eze 21:32 Thou shalt be for fuel to the fire; thy blood shall be in the midst of the land; thou shalt be no [more] remembered: for I the LORD have spoken [it].
Kinda blunt and to the point eh?
Seek the Lord whilst He can still be found.
2007-11-16 02:32:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Still stirring up trouble I see satan. Throwing you out of heaven has taught you very little. What will you do when you have lost the last of your tricks?
2007-11-16 02:43:59 · answer #6 · answered by TTC 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Marshmallows and wienies on sticks...
Also some magic "herb" (yeah herb is as good a name as any) for the fire ...
2007-11-16 02:26:03 · answer #7 · answered by Diane (PFLAG) 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
well i guess i will be including the prescription pills and white zinfandel in my handbasket.
2007-11-16 02:32:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I always supply the pot. My favorite thing.lol
2007-11-16 02:33:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hamburgers & hot dogs
2007-11-16 02:23:55 · answer #10 · answered by Judge Rudy 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋