A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant
you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to
mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the
world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make
your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women
will flock to".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful
Woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
2007-11-15 17:30:14 · 16 answers · asked by Capt. Jack Sparrow 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the
world.
And he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's
his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd
like a mild heart attack."
2007-11-15 17:30:45 · update #1
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop
here and continue feeling good.
Male readers: Please scroll down.
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife .
Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really
smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to
show that women never listen!!!
2007-11-15 17:31:18 · update #2
kazoom but then why so much gap beween the lines?
2007-11-15 17:43:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
hahahhaha don't u think she's clever to wish for a mild heart attack ;) her husband will get 10x more of that, thus can't flirt around nor mess things up, nor fight against her due to chronic heart attack. she'll be in complete control of the family.
LOLL
2007-11-15 17:43:24 · answer #2 · answered by sunny 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was hilarious!! Here's another one: A kid walks into a city bus and sits on the front row. He says to the bus driver: If my dad was a bull and my mom was a cow, I would be a little bull. The bus driver starts getting mad, while the kid goes on: If my dad was an elephant and my mom was a girl elephant, I would be a little elephant. The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets really mad and yells a the kid: WHAT IF YOUR DAD WAS A DRUNK AND YOUR MOM WAS A PROSTITUTE!?!? The kid smiles and says: Well... I'd be a bus driver.
2016-05-23 09:04:55 · answer #3 · answered by eneida 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-15 22:50:05 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last wish is really that the frog scare her half to death. And I don't have to listen to anyone.
2007-11-15 17:34:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
very clever, I liked that one, I am glad to see that you posted something positive for us women...maybe we have a chance after all!
2007-11-15 19:07:09 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lovely..starred u.
2007-11-15 18:25:34 · answer #7 · answered by *♥sugar♥* 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny joke and it actually proves your point.
2007-11-15 17:34:13 · answer #8 · answered by Kumar 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
clever
2007-11-15 17:34:21 · answer #9 · answered by wisdom is my signature 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
awsome put some more jokes.
2007-11-16 02:18:12 · answer #10 · answered by Skate4Life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋