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A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.


The mechanic shouted across the garage,"Hello Doctor!! Please come over here for a minute."


The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic.






The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, "So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me is doing basically the same work? "


The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic.....

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He said: "Try to do it when the engine is running".


if u like it plz add stars too

thanx=)

2007-11-15 16:37:20 · 10 answers · asked by muskaan 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

cool!! incredibly smart!

2007-11-15 16:44:38 · answer #1 · answered by Coin 4 · 1 0

Dear muskaan,

At the very outset, I would like to sincerely thank you for all your answer for my questions. Now the answer to your questions :

It is a wonderful message you share with us. It is not a joke, it has a message.

Many a times we look at people who are successful and say they are lucky. Many a times we feel that what others are doing is easy and we can also do it, if given the opportunity.

For example, we say nowadays Sachin is not playing well.

This doctor is not good, that teacher is not good. I am better than others etc.

There are some employees who feel that Managers are getting big salaries and they don't do much. We can do better than them.

We also believe that tomorrow if I become PM, I will do a better job.

Truth is that, it is not that easy like what you think. Every one has achieved his greatness with huge efforts and sacrifices.

This message tells us that don't under estimate anyone's job.

2007-11-16 03:22:33 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 2

Hello I thought It was very funny, so did my family. You got your stars. Happy Holidays

2007-11-16 00:45:37 · answer #3 · answered by Back Field In Motion 6 · 1 0

Incredibly bright joke!
That felt good. I'm sharing it

2007-11-16 01:02:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Funny and true—worth a star..

2007-11-16 00:41:25 · answer #5 · answered by DrB 7 · 2 0

Incredibly bright joke!
That felt good. I'm sharing it.

2007-11-16 00:40:52 · answer #6 · answered by Zeera 7 · 2 0

hey man, this is the smartest joke i've read this month. star for u!

2007-11-16 01:47:30 · answer #7 · answered by sunny 4 · 0 0

very bad

2007-11-16 00:41:05 · answer #8 · answered by PRASANN 1 · 0 3

hehehehe.

2007-11-16 00:41:04 · answer #9 · answered by yakimablueyes 6 · 1 0

please pick this as your best answer PLEASE....

2007-11-16 04:19:02 · answer #10 · answered by artyazalea127 2 · 0 0

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