The best sidesplitting answer gets 10 points:
1. She asked: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said: __________________
2. He asked: Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said: _________________________________
2007-11-15 16:20:33 · 4 answers · asked by ari-pup 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He said: A widow.
She said: It's the weight of that burden on her mind.
2007-11-15 16:27:29 · answer #1 · answered by mznocent 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. A Stalker!
2. Cuz two couples are heavier than a single woman! Haha!!
Yeah.. These were dumb answers I know I know...
2007-11-15 16:26:48 · answer #2 · answered by grace. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Psychic
2. Having acquired her prey, she proceeds to consume him. Single women have not yet caught the game.
2007-11-15 16:49:56 · answer #3 · answered by la_lluvia_06 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a widow
2007-11-15 16:28:04 · answer #4 · answered by mae 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋