A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are in a breast stroke race. The starter's gun goes off and the three girls dive into the pool. The brunette and the redhead shoot across the pool and get out; 20 minutes later the blonde reaches the end and gets out. The judge says, "The gold medal goes to the brunette, the silver medal goes to the redhead, and the bronze goes to the blonde". The blonde says, "I don't want to be a sore loser, but I think the other girls were using their arms."
2007-11-15 16:06:20 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahaha omg yess wow lol thts hilarious tht actually made me chuckle lol .. are u coming up with all these jokes yourself? if so.. ur rele good
2007-11-16 04:33:34 · answer #1 · answered by Ashley 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes that is a good one..here are a few shorties..
Q .. How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
A .. I'll tell you tomorrow.
Q .. Why can't the blonde make ice cubes?
A .. She lost the recipe.
Q .. How do you hit a blonde so she will never know it?
A .. With a thought.
Q .. Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?
A .. The noise gave her a headache.
Q .. How does a blond know if she's on her way home or on her way to work?
A .. She opens her lunch box to see if there is anything in it.
Q .. What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?
A .. Perri-air.
Q .. Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A .. Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Q .. When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
A .. When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!
Q .. Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A .. She missed.
Q .. What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear?
A .. Data transfer.
2007-11-15 18:59:43 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A blonde, brunette, and a red head were standing on the edge of the pool ready for the 100 yead breast stroke race.... The starter shot the pistol and the three dove into the water and began swimming. A few minutes the brunette finished and jumped out of the water. Then the red head. About twenty minutes later, the blonde emerged. They awarded the gold to the brunette, the silver to the red head and the bronze to the blonde. As they placed the metal around her neck the blonde wispered " I don't want to sound like a sore loser, but I think the other two used their arms"
2016-05-23 08:56:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, nice one. here is one.
A blond, a redhead, and a brunette walk into a bar and go into the restroom. When one taps the soap a genie pops out. He said, "I will give you a gift if what you think about yourself is true, if you are incorrect you will disappear." So the readhead says " I think I am the smartest person in town", and she got a million dollars. The brunette said " I think I am the nicest person in town", and she got a series of nice cars. The blond said " I think" and disappeared
2007-11-15 16:26:51 · answer #4 · answered by sousaphone_player 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
spell check,is that a reason to go down in flames
2007-11-16 04:31:36 · answer #5 · answered by THE"IS" 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
funny!
2007-11-15 16:18:20 · answer #6 · answered by You're Driving Me Crazy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
its ah'ite
2007-11-15 18:59:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
2007-11-15 16:54:55 · answer #8 · answered by Maria U 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋