A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After the checkup, the doctor took the wife aside and told her, "If you don't do the following, your husband will lose his will to live and surely die."
Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood.
At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work.
For dinner, fix especially nice meals selected from his favorite foods and don't burden him with household chores or problems.
Make love with him several times a week and satisfy his every sexual whim. On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor had told her.
She replied, "You're going to die."
2007-11-15 15:59:32 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you no for some reason,i can't find the humor in that
2007-11-16 04:29:12 · answer #1 · answered by THE"IS" 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A nice what?And Ive heard that joke before just not that way.A woman goes to the doctor.He examines her and says Ma'am you have acute Angina in which she replies.Well thank you doctor,but could we get back to my diagnosis...
2016-05-23 08:55:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually... it sounds very familiar. I think it was wife number 2...
2007-11-15 16:02:47 · answer #3 · answered by Yulik MahBaht 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was funny the first time I heard it but now...ah, not so much...
2007-11-15 16:48:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Husband,it this you? If have to die soon you deserve it. enjoy your self killing plan.
2007-11-15 16:26:16 · answer #5 · answered by ok 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
oooooo its good but wasnt as good as the blonde one tho but its still good =]
2007-11-16 04:35:39 · answer #6 · answered by Ashley 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was pretty funny ! heres a star
2007-11-15 16:23:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It is very funny.
2007-11-15 16:08:02 · answer #8 · answered by je9je9 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-11-15 16:04:57 · answer #9 · answered by snowrider336 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i guess she got mad when the doctor had been told her ^_^
2007-11-15 16:03:47 · answer #10 · answered by Duma Hype 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋