Why does a peanut butter sandwich always fall with the peanut butter side down.
2007-11-15 13:50:20
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answer #1
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answered by Fish <>< 7
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Right now for today-it would be-Why did you let Coco die? She was only 2 years old. Why did the veternian not take good care of her? Why did you let her eat that teabag off the floor? More than 1-meant to be 1 question. God, it hurts so much!
2007-11-15 21:51:39
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answer #2
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answered by robertsgrandma 4
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Hm. I don't have any questions for God. I don't think God exists to answer questions; I think God exists for a different purpose.
To Jesus--You're most welcome! Have a great day! And tell Mom that dining room tables actually did catch on.
2007-11-15 22:05:17
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answer #3
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answered by Chantal G 6
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Why would you only tell one person about you at a time and expect them to convince generations about your existence and requirements for salvation knowing full well that the message will become corrupted thus damning untold thousands (millions?)?
2007-11-15 21:50:47
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answer #4
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answered by Mickey P 4
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1. no. you cannot come home yet.
2. dad made you atheist because religions doesn't matter. he did, make you spiritual and a good person. keep it up. you're gonna get there.
3. i was not hiding. i'm sorry child. the universe is vast. lots of worse problems on other planets.
4. children would have stopped you from doing all the things you did. you wouldn't have wanted them. trust me.
5. this is a period --->.
6. no religion is correct. the important thing is to live a moral life. if you extract that concept from religion, that religion is good for you.
7. i love you because you are my child.
8. i was fond of all (the blue one)
9. loving me in unimportant. just be morally good.
10. "sacrifice" is a funny word. i'm still here. i was resurrected and went to heaven...i was really only dead for a few short days.
11. ya, i'm real...but you believing me is unimportant. you are a good person. keep it up. you'll make it too! the FSM amuses me....but he is an entree.
12. sorry. no weather. souls don't actually 'feel.' the way skin does. your body stays here.
13. i'll tell you when you're older.
14. heaven! see you soon. =)
15. well, scientifically it is slightly heavier with the peanut butter....so it will tend to fall that way....but its not that big a difference and often times it lands peanut butter up.
16. you are pretty interesting....but everyone had to be unique....or everyone would be bored
17. Obviously, i wouldn't. you weren't expected to all believe. you will make it without your belief. do calm down.
18. could have been more, "pizazz" or less....but this is adequate. i put enough out there that you would never see it all.
19. why not you?
20. death is a hard concept for you to swallow. do not think of it as the end....but a change...coco's death was meant to soften the blow for future more painful deaths. don't think of death as a bad thing. death is natural. it happens to all.
21. you will not burn in hell. you are going to the same place as everyone else.
22. why not? you are having fun. admit it.
23. opportunities abound. just keep your eyes open. they will make themselves known to you.
24. i tried once...and it worked! so, i had to create chuck norris. as soon as he dies, i'm going to get him to move it.
25. no question? thanks.
26. i'll take it black. i just want you to help out where you can. be good. see you soon.
27. well, i was the one sacrificed, and, as you can see, i'm still here. it was really NOT a 'sacrifice'
2007-11-15 21:48:35
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answer #5
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answered by Jeff S Phoenix_AM 3
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Can you explain why sacrificing your son is a good thing to do? I have faith in you and obey you, but I don't understand this.
I would never sacrifice my sons by sending them to North Korean communists to save them. Have the communists kill my sons and then I would forgive the communists for their sins and love them. I just don't get the symbolism.
2007-11-15 22:17:38
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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I would ask why, if he was so loving, does he insist we worship him. Does he have problems with self-esteem? Then I would ask him why, because I found it difficult to believe in him, would he burn me in Hell.
Then I would tell the egotistical, sadist to f*** off!
2007-11-15 21:51:50
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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How could He have given up His Son to die for us? It was the ultimate act of love for mankind. I don't think I could've ever sacrificed one of my children for Him.
2007-11-15 21:48:15
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answered by Anonymous
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Who's your favorite Power Ranger?
2007-11-15 21:47:55
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answered by Matt M 3
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How can I be used by you to help others more?
2007-11-15 21:55:01
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answer #10
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answered by Virginia B (John 16:33) 7
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