A virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come over and have a dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well the boy is ecstatis, but he has never had sex. So he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time, so the man helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register to pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3 pack, 10 pack, or a family pack. The boy insists the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time. That night, the boy shows up at the her house and meets his girl at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet them, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the parent's are. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
2007-11-15 12:29:03 · 23 answers · asked by Bronx's Momma 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-11-15 12:33:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-15 12:34:09 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the guy with out Voice One nighttime, a guy with out voice and his buddy went to a bar. the adult males on the bar needed to renowned what he could like in a woman. He pointed to his head. His buddy defined that he needed a smart lady. Then, he rubbed his thumb on the palm of his hand. His buddy defined that he needed a woman with funds. Then, he opened his palms huge, bent his arms, and made them cupped. He bounced them decrease than his chest. His buddy appeared at him kinda wierd. "What the heck do you desire a woman with arthritis for?"
2016-10-02 11:10:45 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahh, now thats gotta be soo embrassing,hahahah... at first i thought he was putting his head down because he was tired of waiting for him and his girlfriend to have sex.
2007-11-15 15:08:18 · answer #4 · answered by ~ya holla bug~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL very funny. Here is your star
2007-11-15 12:37:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this one before!!! I'm just laughing my head right now!! LOL xD xD xD!!!
2007-11-15 12:52:24 · answer #6 · answered by ✮Nikki✮ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg thats so funny
2007-11-16 04:20:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one. Lol.
2007-11-15 12:35:32 · answer #8 · answered by otakunerd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that was so flucking funny lol
star 4u*
2007-11-15 18:09:07 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao. i heard it a MILLION times, but it never gets old
2007-11-15 12:34:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋