Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under."
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...
AND:
Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose!
2007-11-15 12:08:47 · 14 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yey! Brian's awake!
These gave me something of a double-whammy! (If you'll pardon the inference!)
There's someone I know who's been in a very high company position for quitea long time, so will love the audit joke, but even better, has a son who emigrated to Oz about 18 mths ago, so will appreciate & pass those jokes on too.
Will save them till Monday when I know they'll be picked up & passed on.
(Hey, you could be on your way to International stardom!
Erm, by the way, don't forget - I knew them/you before you were famous. LOL!)
Great stuff there my friend!
2007-11-15 12:54:27 · answer #1 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi Dr Bebop. I happen to know a lot of fine Aussies. -being 1myself, And I reassure all of your fans, The down under kiss is not the "norm" down here... In fact, only a select 10-12 have ever ever kissed me like that. at least, while I was in high school. (there were, however, a few more in year 12- but that was coz I changed to 'T.O.P' at an apprenticeship school) Oops, I guess there were 1/2doz or so in tertiary college -and then there were those when I started dating...........
2016-04-04 03:32:13 · answer #2 · answered by Beverly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-15 12:28:10 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not a repeat if you didn't see it first time around.
2007-11-15 12:14:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one brian and a star award
2007-11-15 12:22:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1 .lol
2007-11-15 15:16:38 · answer #6 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What do you call a bag of fannies?
A: Clitoris allsorts :)
2007-11-15 12:12:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
another good one brian, i love the one with the hurricane you never fail to make me laugh thank you xxx
2007-11-15 12:14:29 · answer #8 · answered by dizzydi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-15 13:37:27 · answer #9 · answered by Muscles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
you're funny
2007-11-15 12:25:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋