Joe, age 87, and Moe, age 80, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. Joe had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. Moe, was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
Joe said "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home, Moe stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
Moe said, "I want 5 loaves".
She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...by the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard"
Moe replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about this sh*t but me."
2007-11-15 12:07:11 · 11 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha its a good one
starred
2007-11-15 12:18:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-15 12:32:06 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good. Funny.
2007-11-15 12:16:51 · answer #3 · answered by T 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wry grin.
2007-11-15 12:11:55 · answer #4 · answered by poppy vox 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao! i actuallu Laughed Out Loud for this one. i swear!
2007-11-15 12:28:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha nice one
star time.
2007-11-15 17:55:52 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, 10.
2007-11-15 20:05:55 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Ha
2007-11-15 12:11:23 · answer #8 · answered by Karri 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.lol
2007-11-15 15:18:20 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
2007-11-15 12:11:22 · answer #10 · answered by Kev 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋