Fun Things to do in an elevator??

Question

I didn't make these up...but i love them!! Enjoy

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your tissue to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of ''It''s a Small World'' incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, crash from side to side as if you''re on rough seas.
7. Shave. (Especially if you''re a woman.)
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"

13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you, "Admiral".
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I''ve got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, "Oh, not now. Damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious literature to each passenger.
20. Meow occasionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say, "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing, "Mary Had a Little Lamb," while continually pushing buttons.

25. Holler, "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You''re one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "Mmmm...tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and make it talk to the other passengers.
32. Start a sing-along.

33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
34. Play the harmonica.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say, "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say, "I wonder what all these do," and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space".
41. Bring a chair along.

42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it''s getting larger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, "Bad Touch!!!"

Answer 1

LOL LOL LOL heres another thing i didn't see on there but it would be funny
1. bring a fake farting machine
2. go up to the top floor then as it's going down scream at the top of yours lungs and say weeeeeeeeeee
3.when it's on a high floor start saying we're all going to die we're all going to die
4. at the bottom as your getting out push every single button on there if you see someone going to one of the higher levels it rellay funny if their going to the top floor

Answer 2

43 when people get on sing the spongebob theme song
44 when people get on press all the buttons and get off at the next floor and leave the people in the elevator with all the buttons pushed
45 press the button that dings for help and get of the next floor
46 on the on floor when the door is open get in between the doors and say ''Whovers getting of you cant this is my floor''
sorry but thats all i can think of and just to let you know i did all of these things.

Answer 3

Cute. I've seen them before though. I better print those off and do them... ^.^ Can't wait until I stay in a hotel!!! Muahaha. Or an office building... Hmm... That could get interesting.

Anyway, have you seen the other lists? Like, what to do in a store and stuff? They're hilarious!

Answer 4

Every time you get to someone elses floor, quickly press the "door close" button

*starred*

Answer 5

Funny! 10!

Answer 6

haha! My friend went on an elevator with a stain on the ground. She sat down on the stain and said, I gotta pee!!!
I gotta pee!! Waiiit.....OOhh.. Nevermind.
Got up and thus there is a stain were she sat.
HAH

Answer 7

Those are good! Star for you, my friend. I think I'll try some of these, though.

Answer 8

lol these had me rolling the floor!!

Answer 9

Oh my freakin god!!! those had me laughing so hard i was crying!!!

Answer 10

LOVE #3!!