1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America.....do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
11. Only in America......can a homeless combat veteran live in a cardboard box and a draft dodger live in the White House. (This was popular when Clinton was in office)
2007-11-15 11:11:02 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good ones! 100!
2007-11-15 11:14:43 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
11. Still is. Him & Cheney. Where else do you park in a drive way & drive on the parkway?
12. Can you get a "gentleman's "C" ( this means your family has enough money & power for you to graduate) and still become PRESIDENT??????
13. Can you not show up for military duty for a year & not be arrested for desertion?
14. Can y..........the system has stopped me. GOD BLESS AM!!!!!!!!!
2007-11-15 19:37:53 · answer #2 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
how about...only in America...do we drive on parkways but park in driveways
2007-11-15 19:17:22 · answer #3 · answered by Jen*nifer 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
tooo coool =D
wow our country kinda sucks =p
2007-11-15 19:40:47 · answer #4 · answered by Kristen 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They are really good
gave you a star
2007-11-15 19:17:49 · answer #5 · answered by meri 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats cool
2007-11-15 19:17:05 · answer #6 · answered by Sissyleggs94 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like america...lol. =D my step mom is one of those ppl who do #4...haha LMFAO!!!!! cheers!
2007-11-16 18:10:54 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA HA LMAO!!! nice one!
2007-11-15 19:46:45 · answer #8 · answered by fingerlickinchicken 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
so damn funny.........god bless America, u ROCK
2007-11-15 19:26:00 · answer #9 · answered by ßäbéL 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice! lol
2007-11-15 19:20:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋