An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life. All of a sudden a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. "Well, now." says the old lady "I guess I would like to be really rich." *POOF* her rocking chair turns to solid gold. "And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess." *POOF* she turns into a beautiful young woman. "Your third wish?" asks the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. "Ooh-can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks. *POOF* there before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly inagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear "Bet you're sorry you had me neutered."
2007-11-15 10:44:28 · 13 answers · asked by Freakin 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Krazy- up to my limit,post more tomorrow
2007-11-15 10:58:09 · update #1
My pal will love this one!
Yep, he's just heard it!
2007-11-15 10:48:02 · answer #1 · answered by Modern Major General 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-15 10:48:28 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-02 01:47:14 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-11-15 10:53:52 · answer #4 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny funny got anymore?
2007-11-15 10:52:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha lmao
2007-11-15 10:49:03 · answer #6 · answered by O 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very funny lol*
2007-11-15 17:54:02 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-11-15 11:14:26 · answer #8 · answered by fineanddandy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-11-15 10:50:33 · answer #9 · answered by angela n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-11-15 17:55:58 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋