How do you become a televangelist?

Answer 1

It requires some very consistent financing and/or tithing members. You dont see many little churches on tv because they dont have the members or budget to finance the broadcast time.

Answer 2

1. Get a big church.
2. Get a horrible haircut, an expensive silk suit, and put a huge diamond ring on every finger.
3. Ditch your morals.
4. Become greedy.
5. Start lying and stealing from gullible people.
6. Quit paying your taxes.
7. Get a mistress.

There you go!

Answer 3

First come up with a twist on Christianity that is about puting cahs in your poket then get a camera and some friedns to start the mynistrery and work up a mean right or left hook for raith healing. the TV evaglist moto....God will heal you for $19.95 a month

Answer 4

Remember that song by Frak Zappa that had a lyric something like this? "He's got fifty million dollars in his heavenly bank account".

I could use the money. What is the name of that song?

Answer 5

Runesinger took my idea lol They remind me of used car salesmen too. But then, you also needs plenty of money... a couple thousand followers who are willing to help build your TV network and a BIG friggin church!

Answer 6

Try selling used cars for awhile and then apply the same principles to the Christian religion

Answer 7

Greed. They own the biggest church in my area and fly a helicopter from one of their other churches, its not even across the state.

Answer 8

No conscience and the ability to concinve people to give you their hard earned money for no real service in exchange.

Answer 9

You have to start by having an ethicsectomy.

Answer 10

A nice hair cut will do.