2007-11-15 08:18:32 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
you are a god you don't need jesus remember some people still worship cats
O by the way you have plunger on your head its very unbecoming of a god,
and you don't look to pleased about it
2007-11-15 08:29:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, He sent the Holy Spirit for helping.
2007-11-15 08:35:15 · answer #2 · answered by Darth Eugene Vader 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Close your eyes real tight like you're dropping a deuce.
Clench your teeth
Now pray.
Rinse, lather, repeat
2007-11-15 09:27:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look within my dear kitty. Could that plunger on you head just be a mistake?
PS Cats can't go to heaven anyway.
2007-11-15 08:23:53 · answer #4 · answered by Herodotus 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
to find jesus you just have faith and read the bible only you can pray and jesus is with you whereever you go and while you may not c him he is your conshence just believe trust me hes there
2007-11-15 08:24:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
No, You must seek him with all your heart. But you already knew that.
2007-11-15 08:25:30 · answer #6 · answered by Sugar 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I can't tell if you're being facetious, but the answer is yes.
2007-11-15 08:21:59 · answer #7 · answered by Debdeb 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Yes, he certainly will.
2007-11-15 08:23:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋