Everytime someone prays for money, or a car, or for the atheists on R&S to get saved, does god take a *drink*?
2007-11-15 08:15:34 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I don't know. Were he to exist, I think he would've heard all prayers a million times. But the particularly common he would probably have some sort of drinking game ready for.
I'm sure he appreciates the unique prayers. Like "God, I would be really appreciative if you would create a new species of deer goose, because I think that animal would look awesome." That's probably how we got the platypus. Really really original prayer.
2007-11-15 08:23:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
*blinkblink* i'm surprised on the b.s. human beings will have self assurance... Fluoride exchange into placed into water with the aid of the ADA to help interior the combat against cavities, comparable reason that is placed into toothpaste. i'm no longer shocked to be sure it put in different ingredients as properly. it is likewise a organic ingredient in case you examine the periodic table. it is not a conspiracy till you're a hollow area. And for the record, I drink particularly some water, as properly as milk, and that i'm nonetheless particularly on top of problems with my senses. If faith could no longer brainwash me, I fantastically doubt some stupid conspiracy theory will. Oh, and that i additionally am no longer on right here to transform human beings to atheism(or extra accurately, agnosticism). What human beings have self assurance is their own corporation so some distance as faith is going. Hate to interrupt it to you, yet there is not any worldwide atheist conspiracy to mass-convert human beings, least of in the time of fluoridated water. i could be extra desirous related to the point of chlorine and lead in my water than fluoride. heavily, in the previous you suspect some b.s. that somebody tells you, do your self a desire and seem it as much as be sure that is honestly actual rather of procuring for into panic and worry.
2016-10-16 21:10:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's a good possibility that He and Satan were playing a drinking game when He created us.
Damn, some of the people on here that answered need to lighten up a little.......
2007-11-15 08:18:57 · answer #3 · answered by Insanity 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Uh uh.... he fires up some of that ganja he intelligently designed. Man made booze so he wouldn't touch the stuff.
2007-11-15 08:23:37 · answer #4 · answered by Equinoxical ™ 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
with all the crap that people do in god's name and the stupid arguments for his existance that theists make, god has to be in a constant drunken stupor to avoid cutting off his own head with a power saw.
2007-11-15 08:20:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
God has to drink to put up with all of his big dysfunctional family.
But he could quit anytime. Really he could.
If he wanted to.
2007-11-15 08:20:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
You people are idiots, if He's not real why do you continue to ask about Him, you can continue to mock Him but when judgment day comes you're in a lot of crap, if you deny Him, He will deny you, get a life because He doesn't NEED you to believe in Him, you are NOTHING without Him, He is EVERYTHING without you, get it right.........
2007-11-15 08:20:26 · answer #7 · answered by cai 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Nope. Get a life and think of better questions to ask.
2007-11-15 08:21:42 · answer #8 · answered by Tammie 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
thats a funny question. i doubt it. DRINK!
everytime someone doubts something you gotta drink too.
2007-11-15 08:18:41 · answer #9 · answered by studio 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't know about God, but I did see one of his deciples playing flippy cup once.
FLIP ON PEOPLE FLIP ON
2007-11-15 08:19:37 · answer #10 · answered by -R 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋