John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink.
"You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!"
Now John gets pretty annoyed about this, and goes on the offensive.
"How do you know this, Sister?"
"My Mother Superior told me so."
"But have you ever had a drink yourself? How can you be sure that what you are saying is right?"
"Don't be ridiculous--of course I have never taken alcohol myself"
"Then let me buy you a drink - if you still believe afterwards that it is evil I will give up drink for life"
"How could I, a Nun, sit outside this public house drinking?!"
"I'll get the barman to put it in a teacup for you, then no one will ever know."
The Nun reluctantly agrees, so John goes inside to the bar.
"Another pint for me, and a triple vodka on the rocks
2007-11-15 08:08:36 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and can you put the vodka in a coffee cup?
The bartender says, "Oh no, not the nun again!"
2007-11-15 08:20:51 · update #1
The nurse says "Ive never had cold tea...better get me another one warm this time"
2007-11-15 08:13:43 · answer #1 · answered by Sandy Dahling! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The rest of it is missing, but the bartender says something like "oh is that nun out there again?" haha, been posted before...
2007-11-15 16:12:37 · answer #2 · answered by bustagrimes10 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-15 17:27:15 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would have bought ha *** some holly water to drink instead of my voka
2007-11-19 13:54:01 · answer #4 · answered by tay-tay 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋