2007-11-15 07:53:15 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
None. They will just sit in the dark. It doesn't matter anyway, you never write, you never call.
Nine months she carried you and this is the thanks she gets?
What a world.
what a world.
2007-11-15 07:57:49 · answer #1 · answered by credo quia est absurdum 7 · 10⤊ 0⤋
Two. One to both recruit her son for the job, and constantly criticize him on everything from his girlfriend, to why he won't buy something to replace swimmy, his sub-par goldfish.
And one to make, then force the consumption of, a very large diner in celebration of the installation of the new bulb.
2007-11-15 08:04:58 · answer #2 · answered by supercyberfest 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One.
"Don't worry, I'll just sit here in the dark. No no, I wouldn't want to inconvienance you, after all, I was only in labor for twenty six hours for you. I couldn't possibly imagining troubling you with a lightbulb why what for? All those meals I cooked and dishes I cleaned, they were for love, not your gratitude..."
2007-11-15 08:01:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sit in the dark! That`s a hoot.
2007-11-15 07:58:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh don't trouble yourself I'm perfectly happy sitting in the dark
2007-11-15 07:57:45 · answer #5 · answered by LadySuri 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
She doesn't. She lights seven candles on the menora instead.
2007-11-15 08:02:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I'm not sitting here in the dark, you'll find me somewhere dead in a ditch.
2007-11-15 07:58:50 · answer #7 · answered by coralsnayk 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Enlighten me with a bright answer.
2007-11-15 08:03:17 · answer #8 · answered by gismoII 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just 1 she will kill you with the guilt til you do it.
2007-11-15 07:58:05 · answer #9 · answered by Connie D 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
None. The guilt trip will make you do it.
2007-11-15 08:00:52 · answer #10 · answered by magix151 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋