.A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that
there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter
it in the races.
However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that
he ended up buying a donkey instead.
He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in
the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third!
The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER'S A*S SHOWS.
The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race
again, and this time it won.
The paper read: PREACHER'S A*S OUT IN FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with
this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the
donkey in another race.
The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S A*S. This was too
much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey.
The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper
headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST A*S IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of
the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00.
The next day the headline read: NUN SELLS A*S FOR $10.00. This was too
much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it
to the plains, and let it go.
Next day, the headline in the paper read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER A*S IS WILD
AND FREE. The Bishop was buried the next day.
2007-11-15 07:50:56 · 19 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
last one 2night guys, tired so off to bed, have a goodnight everyone xx.
2007-11-15 07:53:53 · update #1
thanks Mechelle
Brilliant!!!
STARRRRRRRRR
2007-11-15 17:42:40 · answer #1 · answered by ms avarage 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
donkey shouting? I like it, I will look at my donkey in a different light!
2016-05-23 07:29:16 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-15 10:16:30 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, the poor bishop. fed up of seeing a*s in the paper hun, pmsl
star time
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2007-11-15 08:58:45 · answer #4 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good joke goodnight have a nice sleep here is a star for your joke
2007-11-15 09:44:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha good 1
2007-11-15 07:54:54 · answer #6 · answered by angela n 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao..
Another beauty
Top marks*
2007-11-15 08:16:31 · answer #7 · answered by DINGLE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SSV O73H
2007-11-15 15:05:18 · answer #8 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha,10.
2007-11-15 08:14:36 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tonight!! I just got back from school!
2007-11-15 08:01:36 · answer #10 · answered by Ladiiღ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahh LOL
2007-11-15 08:01:59 · answer #11 · answered by emblimegreen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋