2007-11-15 07:46:00 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Four. One to screw in the new bulb, and three to talk about how much they'll miss the old one.
2007-11-15 07:48:46 · answer #1 · answered by . 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Lutherans can't change light bulbs.
2007-11-15 08:03:06 · answer #2 · answered by BOC 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All of them. Just one to change the bulb, but then the rest have to remind each other that the bulb's personal decision to change had nothing to do with it.
2007-11-15 10:34:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous Lutheran 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Three. One to provide the theological basis for a new light bulb, one to provoke civil war in the Holy Roman Empire, and one to screw it in.
2007-11-15 07:49:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
None. Lutherans prefer to be in the dark.
2007-11-15 08:33:22 · answer #5 · answered by Kiker 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1?
2007-11-15 07:49:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can they change a bulb?!!!! If yes, probably a lot!
All the best!/
2007-11-15 08:07:23 · answer #7 · answered by Ebby 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None. Lutherans don't believe in change. If the Bible doesn't change, why should we ;-)
2015-05-04 12:39:23 · answer #8 · answered by Dennis Miller 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One to change it, and then another one to hang a note on the door angrily explaining why. :-)
2007-11-15 07:50:08 · answer #9 · answered by Kiwi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dunno....but it only took one to hang a poster...
2007-11-15 07:50:28 · answer #10 · answered by u_bin_called 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋