To make a woman happy; a man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a $exologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organiser
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :
1. Sh@g him
2. Leave him in peace
2007-11-15 07:27:58 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thank you gerard,good night!!
2007-11-15 08:41:49 · update #1
Absolute cracker, hahha! looks a bit strange to see a lady puncturing the ladies' world's wheel
2007-11-15 09:41:45 · answer #1 · answered by Purbasha 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good good, I'm around 47 of them. And that's 'cause I don't really know what gallant; or prudent and maybe one other one is. And for the rest, defiently them. Now tell me; why am I single, and the girls I actually like don't really like me back? Don't be the least bit sorry though; I could have a girlfriend, just not one I like back, too much anyway. This could change, today I hope. Or monday, I'm probably going to a party tomorrow night.
2007-11-15 07:38:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny and true! 100!
2007-11-15 09:28:20 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha thats soo true wow did u come up with tht yourself? im gonna save tht and keep it and send it to some of my friends i rele like tht one =]
2007-11-15 07:31:34 · answer #4 · answered by Ashley 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I see a lot of broken relationships in your future...
2007-11-15 07:31:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
At last.Someone who understands women.
2007-11-15 07:31:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats very true.
2007-11-15 07:31:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
So true
2007-11-15 07:32:50 · answer #8 · answered by j2love2 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
man awesome-
seriously true
you made my day
tnx
2007-11-15 07:36:17 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
loooool - this is soo funny but very very very true... haha
2007-11-15 11:20:05 · answer #10 · answered by Arabia 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋