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Then who's bowling when it thunders?

2007-11-15 06:20:27 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Oh, c'mon. Of course God exists. Otherwise who pops up the next kleenex? Duh.

Edit: Tx Temp, do they make more clouds when they bump together?? ;-)

2007-11-15 06:25:53 · answer #1 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 7 0

in line with probability your concept of omnibenevolence is off. may well be it it greater benevolent for god to take those sufferers into heaven, or directly into reincarnation, or something. particularly, how have you ever learnt that to a god that residing to 80+ in good wellbeing is benevolence? If a god exists, i does not unavoidably anticipate god created the universe or existence. could no longer a god be "Infinitely greater reliable, infinitely greater knowledgeable" and merely have come throughout the time of the universe already in existence and watched as existence arose from non-existence interior the international (or desperate it like that) and then desperate to have relaxing with the primitive human race? (i'm honestly channeling what I keep in mind touching directly to the Q from star Trek: next technology, although you get my pick the flow: merely thinking the reality that a god exists does not recommend god created something.) i assume for me, if god exchange into as quickly as general to exist, i could in spite of the fact that desire to look each and every of the unique good factors of god confirmed too. So whether a god exists, who is familiar with?

2016-10-02 10:37:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Chuck Norris.

2007-11-15 06:24:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

The US government just finished a $10,000,000 study to get the answer to that question, but the results were inconclusive.

2007-11-15 06:29:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

It begins with T and ends with Hor, in other words Thor.

2007-11-15 06:29:26 · answer #5 · answered by The Return Of Sexy Thor 5 · 0 0

That's a good question.

Proof then that God exists. I'm converted!

2007-11-15 06:23:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

I thought it was Godzilla's gut growling after having eaten half a Malayan fisher's village....

2007-11-15 06:24:37 · answer #7 · answered by Lex Fok B.M.F. 3 · 4 0

There is no such thing as thunder. Only the wet, resounding slap of His Noodly Appendage.

RAmen.

2007-11-15 06:23:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 9 1

Chuck Norris.

Fact.

2007-11-15 06:23:36 · answer #9 · answered by bamidélé 4 · 8 1

The clouds are bumping together.

That is what my father told me and it turns out he was sorta correct, huh.

2007-11-15 06:24:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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