A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes,and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide.'
The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'
The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!'
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription!'
2007-11-15 06:20:24 · 13 answers · asked by Steve C 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hi honey =) that was a great joke .... but again,familiar hehe
2007-11-15 07:36:27 · answer #1 · answered by ♥livingdeadgirl♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Its so funny. The pharmacist also wanted to murder his wife when he saw his wife on the bed of the husband of the lady.
2016-05-23 07:09:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it thumb ups from me
2007-11-15 06:31:00 · answer #3 · answered by slim trim 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HA HA Ha u r so good .....i really enjoyed it...Thanks u have five stars
2007-11-15 06:42:03 · answer #4 · answered by Tehseen B 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hee! hee! finally a joke that's not totally predictable!
2007-11-15 06:38:25 · answer #5 · answered by IamCat 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
that was so good i liked it lol
2007-11-15 06:23:49 · answer #6 · answered by Jessie A 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious...............great.
2007-11-15 07:45:07 · answer #7 · answered by Mona 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
awwww..... hoohoohooo... lolz... Thats cool.
2007-11-15 06:25:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha that was funny
2007-11-15 06:41:52 · answer #9 · answered by ~$~Ace~$~ 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-11-15 06:31:01 · answer #10 · answered by ♥FuNkeE KiitTeN♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋