A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist,
looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy!
I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law!
I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen.
Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
"Well now. That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription"
2007-11-15 06:18:41 · 10 answers · asked by jockman432004 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny x
2007-11-15 06:21:56 · answer #1 · answered by sweetie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny Joke!
2016-04-04 02:55:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, this was a good one! I shared with my co-workers just now and they loved it!
2007-11-15 07:11:15 · answer #3 · answered by Becks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before but it still rocks!
2007-11-15 06:22:38 · answer #4 · answered by Tiffany 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha..
like it*
2007-11-15 06:46:10 · answer #5 · answered by DINGLE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well done jock man,
2007-11-15 06:44:29 · answer #6 · answered by bluebrancall 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha lol
2007-11-15 06:38:29 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I enjoyed it
2007-11-15 06:22:36 · answer #8 · answered by Rockstar ☆ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome! lol
2007-11-15 06:31:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that'll do it
2007-11-15 06:26:27 · answer #10 · answered by David L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋