Chad and Mike were a pair of winos. They woke up with the shakes one
afternoon to find that they only had forty cents between them. Chad began
to climb the walls, but Mike said calmly," Look old man, give me the forty
cents and I'll show you how we can drink free all day."
So they went into a delicatessen, Chad bought a frankfurter and placed it
in Mike's fly. Next, they went into a near by bar and ordered drinks. When
the bartender asked for his money Chad dropped to his knees and started
sucking on the frankfurter. The bartender screamed," You damn queers get
out of here."
They repeated this scene in bar after bar, until they had visited a dozen
of them. Finally Chad complained, "Listen Mike, it is a great scheme but
my knees are getting sore from hitting the floor so much!"
Mike shook his head. "You should complain," said Mike, "We lost the hotdog
after the second bar!"
2007-11-15 05:54:41 · 15 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol!!!
2007-11-15 05:59:52 · answer #1 · answered by Andromeda Newton™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-15 19:07:47 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I read this one about 2 hours ago,,ha ha
2007-11-15 14:00:28 · answer #3 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, a corker hun, pmsl
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2007-11-15 17:24:31 · answer #4 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-11-15 14:11:11 · answer #5 · answered by MiSs _L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, never heard that one before. lol.
2007-11-15 20:14:02 · answer #6 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice and funny thanx *
2007-11-15 14:53:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-11-15 14:05:57 · answer #8 · answered by **k-a-r-i-n-a** 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha! funny!
2007-11-15 13:58:52 · answer #9 · answered by rojo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL WOW
2007-11-15 16:46:40 · answer #10 · answered by Kristen 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwwwww....lol
2007-11-15 14:10:43 · answer #11 · answered by Rockstar ☆ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋