More Women's Bumper Stickers
- Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it!
- Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time!
- Do not start with me. You will not win.
- You have the right to remain silent. So please shut up.
- All stressed out, and no one to choke!
DISCLAIMER: for entertainment purposes only. don't hate me for it. lol
2007-11-15 05:02:15 · 16 answers · asked by . 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
messageoflove, I just might. We'll have to ask her. Which one do you want honey? lol
2007-11-15 05:07:06 · update #1
Here is one to add:
I have PMS and a Handgun- any questions?
Some people just don't have a sense of humor. Oh and on that last one it really should say- No Man to choke
2007-11-15 05:11:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Eh - I've seen cleverer bumper stickers before.
Personally, if I could get away with it I'd slap the following sticker on my car so fast it'd make your head spin:
"Honk If You Love Jesus - And I'll Back Into You."
Sadly, though, I'm self-employed and a lot of my clients see my car. Given that most of them appear to be Christians, that would not be in my best interest business-wise.
I have to be content with my sticker that says "Winter Is Coming." :D
2007-11-15 13:07:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I understand that as women we have to thank those brave ones that went before us to fight for the rights we have now...but even they would have found these funny. Any woman who says she has not looked at her boyfriend or husband at one time and thought one of these things is just lying to herself!
Love number 4.
2007-11-15 13:35:32 · answer #3 · answered by Nika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not really into the whole angry-b*tchy woman movement. It's a trend I've noticed getting worse in the last 15-20 years. Women of the past fought for our rights; now it's called being sore winners. It's not my thing :)
So no, those would not be on my car.
2007-11-15 13:09:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
LOL Sounds like they were written in the heat of a PMS-fest!!
2007-11-15 13:23:45 · answer #5 · answered by Blue Eyed Christian 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah.. those ones are pretty good. I saw one that said "My girl beat up your honor student". It was funny!!! I hate all those "my kid is an honor student" ones, so it was pretty funny for me.
I also saw one that said "I may push a broom, that doesn't mean I push your s**t".. that was funny too!
2007-11-15 13:20:38 · answer #6 · answered by odd duck 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Each one of these are posted on the wall of my office..
2007-11-15 13:17:00 · answer #7 · answered by FallenAngel© 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Are you trying to decide on your girlfriends Christmas present?
2007-11-15 13:06:00 · answer #8 · answered by MOL 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
The only one that doesn't make women look like witches is the second one, which is quite poignant.
2007-11-15 13:05:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
I like them all.
2007-11-15 13:05:16 · answer #10 · answered by milomax 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋