Firewood.......lmao?
Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
>
> "Yes. What can I do for you?"
>
> "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin'
Marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them
Logs, but he's hidin' it there."
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"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
>
The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They
> search the shed where the firewood is kept.
>
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana
. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
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Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
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"Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"
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"Yeah!"
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"Did they chop your firewood?"
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"Yep!"
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"Happy Birthday, buddy!"
>
(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun)
2007-11-15 04:51:36 · 14 answers · asked by sunshine 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I absolutely was rolling laughing so hard. I LOVED this! Thanks for sharing it.
2007-11-15 04:55:12 · answer #1 · answered by sweet_sensation775 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-15 12:55:25 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny...thanks!
2007-11-15 12:54:25 · answer #3 · answered by Karsten S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a good one to keep me warm in this winter, where is my phone i need to call 911
2007-11-15 13:35:18 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflmao. thats soo funny. the sneaky git. thats one way of getting it done. :-)
2007-11-16 11:22:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was funny yesterday.
2007-11-15 13:03:15 · answer #6 · answered by Jay's Girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cheers for the laugh .you made an old man smile.cheers :-)
2007-11-15 14:00:13 · answer #7 · answered by i love anne 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha that's a good one!!!!!
2007-11-15 13:02:00 · answer #8 · answered by Star City Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it!
2007-11-15 13:00:50 · answer #9 · answered by jessika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny =]
2007-11-15 12:56:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋