My guess is Jerry Falwell.
2007-11-15 03:51:21 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Either Jerry or Bill O'Reilly.
2007-11-15 03:56:37 · answer #1 · answered by Acorn 7 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Hell has an incredible bureaucracy, it worse than France, that's why Hell is hell. And Satan knows the place can go on without him.
The problem is Satan is God's first child and he's also Jesus's older half brother. This never got put in the Bible because God felt it was too complicated and embarrassing to talk about with people. But you can see with these kind of dynamics we will always have a Hell and a Heaven and a conflict between them.
2007-11-15 04:03:33 · answer #2 · answered by brianjames04 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Satan can never go to heaven even if he accepted Jesus into his heart. He has tempted Jesus and that is the greatest sin of all and he betrayed god. So yeah hell would freeze over when that happened and Everyone would go to heaven, because without Lucifer,the embodiment of evil, this earth would be pure good. And we all know that isn't going to happen anytime soon.
2007-11-15 04:02:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Number One, Satan will never accept Jesus as his Lord and Savior. Let's be realistic. Satan will never go to Heaven either. In Heaven Satan's name was Lucifer, The Morning Star. Satan is a prisoner of Hell due to his sin and separation from God just like any other soul in Hell. God rules both Heaven and earth and also created the Lake of Fire to imprison the third of heaven that fell as well as the unrepentant of earth. Demons do not administer the tortures of Hell. Hell is the torture of Hell. Eternal separation from the grace of God is Hell. Here on earth we have the choice to accept God or reject Him. If you reject God, the natural result is separation from God's grace, which is hell. If you accept God, you will be taken to Heaven, which is to say the full presence of Almighty God. Besides, Hitler is the obvious choice to rule in Hell. If anyone could rule Hell it would have to be that sadistic butcher of millions.
2016-05-23 06:47:42 · answer #4 · answered by viva 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear,
There no "if" for Prophet Jesus (Isa) a.s. to accept Satan. Satan is the greatest enemy of the people. Satan disobey God. Satan being dismiss from Heaven by God. There is no way Satan in the heart of Jesus. Jesus lead his followers to the right paths. Jesus is the Slaves and Prophet of God. Jesus spoke when he was infant and said "I come to this world as Slaves of God and worship God ALLAH Subhanahuu Wata'ala". Jesus is the 5 right most prophets of God. Angel Malik a.s. is the Head caring Hell by God.
2007-11-15 04:09:04 · answer #5 · answered by AHMAD FUAD Harun 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are several facts omitted from this statement.
1) Remember in the book of Job, Satan frequently visits heaven at the left hand of God. He is meant to test the salvation of men toward its original purpose which is perfection.
2) When God created the angels, they were created in his magnificence. Therefore, whatever they accept, it sticks with them without repentance. Once you are tempted, and you die in your ignorance, you do not have a second chance at heaven. Because indeed, all evil does seek the righteousness of God. The terms that all who have passed acknowledge the deity of God, but they choose with their hearts to go where they stay.
3) the second creation, man, has a chance while he is alive, to repent and receive salvation. Did the word not say "that the word is for the living"
Did the people of 'God not teach you that the only reason why Satan still exists is because he once served God so well. When he was cast out, he was stripped of his life which was the word (the food of man). Cast into a pit, to spend his eternity in the shadows of the father. But we resurrected him with our sin, so in our igorance we accept him.
2007-11-15 04:03:49 · answer #6 · answered by GodCares 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Sorry, Satan isn't human. There's no chance left in Heaven for him.
2007-11-15 03:56:23 · answer #7 · answered by Joy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Rush Limbaugh
2007-11-15 03:54:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
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2007-11-15 03:57:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Chuck Norris
2007-11-15 03:56:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋