Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude".
With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"
Then she hollered "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. With that she picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at
each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I thought YOU were watching!"
Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but most men are gullible.
2007-11-15 02:31:30 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Loved it!!! Loved it!!! My daughter is blond and anyone who thinks she's dumb will get a Biiiiiiiig surprise! Thanks for the laugh!
2007-11-15 02:38:35 · answer #1 · answered by suzyQ™ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ROFL,,,,good one,,,,but I bet twenty thousand dollars that the 2 craps dealers expression when they were dumbfounded looks exactly like your avatar!!!!
2007-11-15 10:40:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe Thats great
2007-11-15 10:34:53 · answer #3 · answered by camopaiser 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard of it before. Still funny though.
2007-11-15 10:34:19 · answer #4 · answered by naijagunner 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is just as funny now as when I heard it previously! Go DC**
2007-11-15 10:47:41 · answer #5 · answered by Me 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely Prime choice. Thanks for a really good chuckle where there is so much truth in it. Star quality.
2007-11-15 10:43:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!!! AWESOME plan! Lets put it into action!
2007-11-15 16:35:15 · answer #7 · answered by Fishy!!! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha haaaa...she's a smart cookie!
2007-11-15 10:35:33 · answer #8 · answered by Calm 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha good one
2007-11-15 10:41:14 · answer #9 · answered by xoxox 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Too funny! lol!
2007-11-15 12:05:07 · answer #10 · answered by Starr 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋