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2007-11-15 02:17:25 · 18 answers · asked by Earl Grey 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
None; in the UK we generally have bayonet fittings on our light bulbs so you just push and turn.
2007-11-15 02:25:51 · answer #1 · answered by Don 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Actually for Mormons it takes 15. 2 to come before and set everything up 2 to stay after and clean everything up 1 to change the light bulb and 10 to bring the refreshments Mormons will throw a party over anything.
2016-05-23 06:33:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An Atheist would want proof that the light bulb existed, was burned out and needed to be changed.
It takes several Christians: Some to search the scriptures to determine if it's God's will that the light bulb should be changed, several to pray for the bulb and those changing it, and 2 or 3 to witnesses to the bulb so that it will change.
(This was not intended to be offensive.)
2007-11-15 02:25:40 · answer #3 · answered by Pirate AM™ 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Charismatics: Only one. Hands already in the air.
Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
Roman Catholic: None. Candles only.
Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad.
Episcopalians: Three. One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.
Methodists: Undetermined. Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Church wide lighting service is planned for Sunday. Bring bulb of your choice and a covered dish.
Nazarene: Six. One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.
Lutherans: None. Lutherans don't believe in change.
Jehovah's Witnesses: Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to knock on your door and ask you if you've seen the light!
Mormons: Just one, after his wives have gotten on the school bus.
Amish: What's a light bulb?
These are not my answers, but I have heard these before and thought it was hilarious!
2007-11-15 02:21:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 10⤊ 4⤋
Well it depends on size of the bulb and the strength of the person, how much more is Waltz than Gig-Waltz, Ha-Ha(LOL); it takes one, they say that one can chase a1000 and two 10,000. One statement can be more powerful than words.
2007-11-15 03:37:34 · answer #5 · answered by love is the way 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just two very tiny ones I'd say. They might need to wear tiny oxygen tanks too because light bulbs are filled with gas.
2007-11-15 02:20:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 4⤋
1.
he just stands there and lets the world revolve around him
2007-11-15 05:14:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why, do you need your light bulb screwed in?
2007-11-15 02:22:27 · answer #8 · answered by preacher 5 · 3⤊ 5⤋
The same number of non-christians it took to see that the light needed changing. If you need guidance I sure one of the christians here we lead you out of the darkness your in.
2007-11-15 02:24:43 · answer #9 · answered by rikirailrd 4 · 1⤊ 6⤋
One to change the light bulb, and
three committees to approve the change
and decide who brings the potato salad.
2007-11-15 02:21:11 · answer #10 · answered by Celtickarma 4 · 4⤊ 6⤋