Fellow atheists especially, and everyone: can we show this whiner that we are indeed able to laugh at ourselves, too?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AoVH_pvxvbTfe6uDum6f4t_d7BR.;_ylv=3?qid=20071115065603AAsDFuA
Thanks :)
2007-11-15 02:10:49 · 28 answers · asked by Je Marche Drôle 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
(((Bettie!)))
2007-11-15 02:20:34 · update #1
How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None......they would all question it's existance
2007-11-15 02:15:16 · answer #1 · answered by primoa1970 7 · 14⤊ 5⤋
1+1=11
2007-11-15 11:31:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why did the Atheist cross the road?
To get out of the way of oncoming traffic!
A Christian was praying to God to forgive them of their sins, an Atheist walked by. Both had recently wrecked their neighbors' cars.
"It must be nice to be able to live a wild life and not have anyone watching over your back," said the Christian.
The Atheist, who had paid his neighbor for the property damage in the time the Christian was praying, turned to the other person.
"It must be nice to not have to take responsibility for your actions." He said.
2007-11-15 10:56:16 · answer #3 · answered by nwyvre 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Okay, but just remember that you asked:
A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not an atheist."
Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a Christian."
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she is a Christian.
"Well, I was brought up knowing and loving Jesus. My mom is a Christian, and my dad is a Christian, so I am a Christian."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly.
"What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
She paused, and smiled. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be an atheist."
2007-11-15 10:30:22 · answer #4 · answered by Cylon Betty 4 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Atheists are a non-prophet organisation
2007-11-15 10:31:34 · answer #5 · answered by darwinsfriend AM 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
I used to be an atheist until I realized that I'm God.
Okay, yeah... I saw it on a t-shirt. But it's funny, isn't it? ;-)
I before E except after C... unless you're an atheist because you just like to go against societal norms.
2007-11-15 10:21:31 · answer #6 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 10⤊ 2⤋
Atheist: What’s this fly doing in my soup?
Waiter: Praying.
Atheist: Very funny. I can’t eat this. Take it back.
Waiter: You see? The fly’s prayers were answered.
Why did the atheist cross the road?
He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn’t believe it until he tested his hypothesis.
2007-11-15 10:16:12 · answer #7 · answered by Skalite 6 · 15⤊ 2⤋
And so, why did the atheist cross the road?
He learned in public school about a theory that there was
another side to the road.
2007-11-15 10:14:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 13⤊ 3⤋
How about...
Atheists have common sense, understand science and reality, believe in dinosaurs, and evolution and can still have morals and respect for other human beings.
2007-11-15 10:14:51 · answer #9 · answered by carlyannef 4 · 4⤊ 4⤋
Religious people have a sense of humour too. We just dont laugh at bad jokes. If its funny who doesn't laugh..........He who laughs loudest doesn't get the joke.
2007-11-15 10:18:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 3⤋
Knock Knock
Who's there?
A
A who?
A theist.
2007-11-15 10:15:21 · answer #11 · answered by Arthur Googy 3 · 3⤊ 3⤋