A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
2007-11-15 02:00:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great one , thanks !
2007-11-15 02:08:09 · answer #1 · answered by yjnt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think being a virgin is awesome. If anyone says otherwise they are stupid and childish. You're not old. When I was 14 I had an english teacher who was about 45 and had never dated, married or had sex. She was a little weird... but you're not old. I think everything is wrong with him and I would stay as far away from him as I possibly could. I would just wait until you find a man that respects who you are and doesn't have an "I don't care if you almost died. You should be a slut because I said so" kind of attitude. Do you really want your first time to be with an idiot like that?
2016-05-23 06:30:29 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is soo funny especially about husband #10
2007-11-15 06:25:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! i think i'll marry the stamp collector!
2007-11-15 03:24:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
another oldie---nicely expanded. I had never heard more than four or five ex's, star
2007-11-15 15:49:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats a good one........have a star
2007-11-15 02:11:17 · answer #6 · answered by TRINI GIRL 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-11-15 02:04:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh hell...wonderful...thank you.
2007-11-15 02:07:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, so true!
2007-11-16 10:25:58 · answer #9 · answered by Mako 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-15 07:51:09 · answer #10 · answered by ☠CHUCKY ☠™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-15 03:04:58 · answer #11 · answered by Marcus M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋