Cabby picks up a nun. While he's driving, she notices the cabby staring at her. She askes the cabby why he is staring at her. He says he has always had a fantasy of being kiss by a nun. The nun asks if he is married and is he a Catholic. The cabby says he is single and a Catholic. The nun tells him to pull into the next alley. He dose and the nun plants a kiss on him that would make a prostitute blush. Back on the street, the nun noticed the cabby crying. She asked what was the matter. The cabby says he has a confession to make. He says he is married and Jewish. The nun says "That's allright. My name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Haloween party".
2007-11-15
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