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If grandma got run over by a reindeer, would Jesus send Santa off to prison?

2007-11-15 00:33:53 · 8 answers · asked by Potatoe Plague 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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first of all , if you are to check the history of christianity, the bible was wriiten by people who wanted power and gain(i swear i am not lying)somethings written there are a little biased and one sided , like we say that women's child birth pain is a curse to women or some say that christianity permits slavery(as a defence to enslavering the blacks in th past). thus, i doubt if jesus knew about santa at that time as he did not have much influence over the bible. i hope nobody gets offended as i am a staunch christian myself.

2007-11-15 00:48:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Jesus and Santa are blood. They're made of the same aether. They've been brothers for time eternal.

2007-11-15 08:36:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

no Jesus loves Santa!

2007-11-15 08:38:44 · answer #3 · answered by Jesse H 1 · 0 0

"santa is not real

you do know that?"

Just like everything else celebrated between now and January 1 is.

2007-11-15 08:41:23 · answer #4 · answered by timbers 5 · 0 1

Mhmm Nicolas was a Saint.

2007-11-15 08:37:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Lying to your kids? No, not approved.
Giving gifts to your kids? Approved.

2007-11-15 10:02:14 · answer #6 · answered by Darth Eugene Vader 7 · 0 0

santa is not real

you do know that?

2007-11-15 08:39:50 · answer #7 · answered by jesussaves 7 · 0 0

No, his crack team of defense attorneys would get him off.

2007-11-15 08:36:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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