What's your view about this...
Mistresses is like exotic foods....
you need to eat it from time to time..
or at least once in your lifetime...
to find out if its for you or not...
while your wife is like a sardines..
you can open it up anytime..
especially if your starving
and there's no food around... hehe!
2007-11-14 23:39:19 · 4 answers · asked by Tex Ahoy 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
your wife is long life but your exotics are perishable!
2007-11-14 23:44:12 · answer #1 · answered by blue_lagoon 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You better hope you don't get food poisoning from your exotic taste, because your marriage could die of botulism, then someone else could have a shelf filled with your sardines.
Try adding hot sauce or mustard to the sardines, spice it up, they can add substance and variety for all your meals. It just may keep you out of court, oops I mean from geting ill.
2007-11-15 07:57:14 · answer #2 · answered by wendy a 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your wife should be caviar
and your mistress should be champagne!
2007-11-15 07:48:14 · answer #3 · answered by robert x 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
useless n none sense
2007-11-15 09:53:37 · answer #4 · answered by MIla M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋