they keep me up at night, i tried to drown them but they won't die
2007-11-14 17:39:07 · 18 answers · asked by Tublet Want To Try It™ 3 in Home & Garden ➔ Garden & Landscape
Plant them in the garden heads down; they'll get the message.
2007-11-14 18:09:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I put in voice activated sprinkler system. if they talk then the sprinklers come on and soak them down. the water won't kill them but it sure pisses them off. it took a few nights of conditioning for them to get the idea that their talking was causing it, they aren't too bright you know, but now they won't utter a word for fear of spending the rest of the night soaking wet.
2007-11-15 14:26:45 · answer #2 · answered by onemocc 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Park the lawnmower right in front of them as a threat. They'll get the message and keep their foul mouths shut.
2007-11-15 01:42:49 · answer #3 · answered by s p 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
They know I will wash their mouths out with the pressure washer if they use it.
Last week one slipped up. He's not much more than a pile of gravel now.
No more of that cheap model.
2007-11-15 01:43:59 · answer #4 · answered by K 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Turn the sprinklers on them! Soak their little butts! Or make them stand in the corner:-)
2007-11-15 01:45:04 · answer #5 · answered by JK 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Build a fence between them and see if they develop weapons, maybe if they have WMD's the US gov might invade, you got oil in your yard?
2007-11-15 04:54:28 · answer #6 · answered by Arsenal08 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Same way you handle bratty children decapitation. There's always more where they came from. Spaying also takes the wind out of them.
2007-11-15 01:45:04 · answer #7 · answered by te144 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Put them in the freezer overnight. That'll teach them!
2007-11-15 14:53:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Quit feeding them manure.
2007-11-15 02:16:01 · answer #9 · answered by fluffernut 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I kiss all of mine before bed, that gives them something to think about.
2007-11-15 02:38:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋