how do I start an affair with my house maid without my wife finding out?
2007-11-14 15:42:37 · 10 answers · asked by haole one 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Don't start the affair!!!bozo
2007-11-14 15:46:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude, your an idiot...but since you'd like to act stupid, just straight up ask your wife for a threesome. You, her and the maid, who knows she may be just as in to your maid as you are.
2007-11-15 00:42:16 · answer #2 · answered by Time To Go 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What if your wife is thinking the same way? What if she is thinking of having and affair with your driver/gardener or houseboy and doesn't want you to find that out? What would you feel? Sometimes, we have to be in someone else's shoes for us to be able to feel what this someone is feeling...(",)
2007-11-15 10:41:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Becoming a better tipper would be a step in the right direction, cheapskate.
Seriously. If you feel the need to to upset a bunch of people, why don't you have the balls to do it in person rather than from the safety of your bedroom in your partents house?
Good luck.
2007-11-14 23:47:59 · answer #4 · answered by box of rain 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
After the ink dries on the divorce papers!
2007-11-15 00:19:08 · answer #5 · answered by Tabonie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Scumbag.
2007-11-15 00:08:14 · answer #6 · answered by geni 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hire a studly young pool boy to keep her occupied.
2007-11-14 23:50:24 · answer #7 · answered by edthespartan 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Do it while the wife is out. Oh, and make sure you have the maid wash the sheets.
2007-11-14 23:45:19 · answer #8 · answered by Tiffany L 4 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Please. You're an A**hole. Give me your wife's address or email and go on and do it. I'll help her pick a good attorney.l
2007-11-14 23:48:46 · answer #9 · answered by psi2006 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you start right after you get a divorce. duh!!!???!!! then you wont have to worry about her finding out.
2007-11-14 23:47:56 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋