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Draw a chalk outline of a body and spread religious pamphlets around it

2007-11-14 15:18:38 · answer #1 · answered by mdinkins7024 4 · 10 0

I accept as true with you. there is not something greater annoying than faith being compelled down your throat on your very own doorstep. Its frequently Jehovahs witnesses that come knocking. each and every person is entitled to their ideals, so why do they experience the might desire to transform the entire neighbourhood to their way of thinking..Catholics, Christians, Muslims, Jews, Hindus or the different do not attempt and convert others in this style. the two tell them which you have a faith and are happy with your ideals, or tell them which you're at present convalescing from a blood transfusion. Failing that, tell them to F... off or you will call the police and have them arrested for non secular harrassment. good success

2016-09-29 06:38:52 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I tell them I'm a polygamist and I'm gay. Occasionally I'll ask if they want to come back for the orgy that we're having to night because we don't want to exclude anyone. It freaks out most people but some keep coming back. That is when I let my wife at them.

2007-11-14 15:27:36 · answer #3 · answered by Tommy Thompson 4 · 0 0

Answer it.. Say yep yep yep... continue until they stop talking and say oh did you want somethng because that was really boering and i turned my hearing aid off awhile ago..
then say if you come back soliciting i will call the cops..
Then slam the door in their faces..
Worked for me.. Never saw them again..
Deb :)
hehehe

2007-11-14 16:13:56 · answer #4 · answered by debbie 5 · 0 0

I go boldly where most of you won't-right out the front door, am honest and tell them I attend a church and am not interested but Thank them anyway. What does being rude accomplish? I am to be an example to everyone who comes my way. Have you thought about this freedom we take for granted?

2007-11-14 15:28:52 · answer #5 · answered by kriend 7 · 1 2

I would just go to the door and ask them to wait. Then I would go to my room mate and tell her that someone was at the door for her. She fell for it a couple of times before she caught on....good times!!!

2007-11-14 15:22:27 · answer #6 · answered by The Evolution of T. 6 · 4 0

move to an area where there is hardly anyone i've done it got no visitors at all, other way get really savage dog , and leave it near front door wont let them anywhere near it

2007-11-14 15:20:25 · answer #7 · answered by bilbobagsend 6 · 1 0

they hear children screaming which makes them believe there is an evil spawn living in the garage so they run from the door

2007-11-15 01:03:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It depends on the mood I'm in. Sometimes I just don't answer the door, or I invite them in and we talk.

2007-11-14 15:32:08 · answer #9 · answered by michelle 6 · 0 0

Usually I just grin and bear it, but I suppose I could always throw on a slasher flick and invite them in for tea.

2007-11-14 15:21:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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