What are some of your favorite quotes?

Answer 1

This world is round but square.

Answer 2

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
-- Sam Levenson

Tragedy is when I cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
--Mel Brookes


Don't worry about the world coming to an end today, it's already tomorrow in Austrailia.
--Charles Schultz

People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy -- and I keep it in a jar on my desk.
--Stephen King

Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.
--Dave Barry


Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fishburger and I realize, Oh my God. I could be eating a slow learner.
--Lynda Montgomery


If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
--George Gobel

Answer 3

If I'd observed all the rules, I'd never have got anywhere" Maryoline Monroe

All that is gold does not glitter; not all those that wander are lost.
J. R. R. Tolkien

Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
Robert Louis Stevenson

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Timothy Leary

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
H. L. Mencken

Answer 4

"What happens is not as important as how you react to what happens." Thaddeuus Golas

"If at first you don't succeed, try try again?

"Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced"
James Baldwin

"Your attitude, not your aptitude, will determine your altitude" Zig Zigar

"An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while the pessimist sees only the red stoplight...
The truly wise person is colorblind."
Albert Schweitzer

"The person who sends out positive thoughts activates the world around him positively and draws back to himself positive results."
Norman Vincent Peale

"Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have."
Norman Vincent Peale

"You can conquer almost any fear if you will only make up your mind to do so. For remember, fear doesn't exist anywhere except in the mind."
Dale Carnegie

"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. "
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Answer 5

Your attitude is your best friend or your worst enemy, your greatest asset or your greatest liability.
-John Maxwell

Leadership determines the direction of the company.
Organization determines the potential of the company.
Personnel determine the success of the company.

-John Maxwell


The hardest thing in the world to open is a closed mind.

-Modern Maturity

It’s not about remembering where you came from, it’s about remembering what you did to get where you are.


Everyone wants to be happy, nobody wants pain; but you can’t see a rainbow without any rain.


You’ve got to get up every morning with determination if you’re going to go to bed with satisfaction.

-George Horace Lorimer

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.
(((i like that one lots:))

Excellence is the gradual result of always striving to do better.

-Pat Riley


Whether you think you can or you think you can’t, you’re right.

-Henry Ford

Answer 6

1) The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.

2) Some love lasts a lifetime. True love lasts forever.

3) True friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.

Answer 7

omg. my professor for Interpersonal Communications comes up with the greatest quotes ever.

"until you're strong enough to not need it, you can't survive without it."
- on love

"where ever you go, there you are."
- on people that try to leave their life behind and start anew, but can't because the past always catches up.

"when a bee stings, it kills itself."
- on people making fun of others and trying to bring other people down, but actually bring themselves down.

and then my FAVORITE...

"did you know a person who speaks 3 languages is called bilingual, a person who speaks 2 languages is trilingual, and a person who speaks one language is an American..."

those are just a few though.

Answer 8

some quotes that i really like:

"the moment you feel like you want to give up, think about all the reasons you held on for so long" -?

"underneath the makeup and the smile, is a girl who wishes the world" -marylin monroe

"you know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams” -dr. seuss

Answer 9

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!!

Answer 10

Live and Learn

What goes around comes around.

One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch.

What goes up must come down

Went to bed with the chickens.

I can do this till the cows come home.

Someday my prince will come.

I'm as old as I've ever been.

Answer 11

Yea former Primeminister Jean C when he went to Iqaluit NU it was then known as Frobisher Bay, N.W.T. and the Government was just inprocess of name changes to inuit names in the north. He got off the plane with a red fox fur hat and of course media flocked and mock asking " Mr Christain, so northerner of you to wear fox hat and what's the idea behind it?" Jean didn't say nothing and went to meet with chandler German president then. But upon coming back to airport he was asked the same question and Jeans says " whell if you mast no I got uup dis morinin and looked to my lovely wiife and said huni I am goin to Iqaluit what shall I waer?" "she looked to me with a pazzled look and said Iqaluit? wearna fox zat? so I am wearin my fox hat".