It's early 2009. I am dressed in an orange jump suit standing in a long line at some re education camp. I am staring at my government issued healthcare card that tells me they can get me in for a pap smear in 14 months. The fat lady at the front of the line whispers 'It's free honey, take it. You don't have to work for it - she is giving it to you". I just nod my head terrified of the German Shepards growling at me. 'It Takes a Village' is being read over the PA system and giant pictures of Fräulein Clinton block out what remains of the day. It's cold, very cold.....fade to black.......
2007-11-14 14:15:25 · 24 answers · asked by PNAC ~ Penelope 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
LMFAO!!!!! You should be a writer! Hilarious! No, no need to worry just yst, Hillarys ship just set sail with the Titanic.
BTW, this was the best laugh Ive had all day, thanks! :-)
2007-11-14 14:48:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Penny i'm sooo chuffed you had that dream back I had a matching dream,,,, possibly we dreamed mutually.... In my dream i exchange into the government. OB GYN I didnt gets a commission plenty ,, yet I have been given ten greenbacks a pop for a pap.... yet i exchange into rapid and did 20 an hour on an outstanding day.. so I merely got here out of my workplace .... wiping my speculum on my smock and asked the fat lady (Martha is her call ) who's that youthful lady and why is she looking unhappy ? Martha stated you had to watch for a pap.........for 14 months ...................... I stated Martha ................ convey that youthful female over right here... we can purchase that female a lager thats no longer all we can do,,,,, she going to get her pap try too.......... all of us interior the waiting room began giggling and making a song some previous Jimmy Buffett song ....... made me so chuffed extra a tear to my eye........................ you receive a pap and a tube of Vagasil ......... then I wakened and you have been long previous
2016-10-02 09:40:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Extrapolating to a reasonable conclusion of current events is a standard of science fiction. When Frau Clinton (she is married, after all) becomes our next Imperial President, she will have the benefit of the well accepted policies of torture, rendition, phone and email eavesdropping and a denial of 4th Amendment rights at the whim of the President. She has voted with Republicans in support of Bush's policy desires on a number of these issues.
YOU opened Pandora's box.
WE ALL get to live and die by it.
2007-11-14 14:40:58 · answer #3 · answered by pandion317 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
(1)"We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."
(2) "It's time for a new beginning, for an end to government of the few, by the few, and for the few, and to replace it with shared responsibility for shared prosperity."
(3) "(We) can't just let business as usual go on, and that means something has to be taken away from some people."
(4) "We have to build a political consensus, and that requires people to give up a little bit of their own turf in order to create this common ground."
(5) "I certainly think the free-market has failed."
(6) "I think it's time to send a clear message to what has become the most profitable sector in (the) entire economy - that they are being watched."
(7) “I am a fan of the social policies you find in Europe”
(8) “We just can’t trust people to make those types of choices….Government has to make those choices for them”
(9) “The only way to make a difference is to acquire power”
(10) “We are at a stage in history in which remolding society is one of the great challenges facing all of us in the West.”
(11) “I mean, you’ve got a conservative and right wing press with really nothing on the other end of the political spectrum.”
(12) “Why do I have to keep proving to people that I am not a liar?”
(13) “It’s been said, and I think it’s accurate, that my husband was obsessed by terrorism in general and al-qaida in particular.”
2007-11-14 14:30:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Don't worry we will not be overcome by the DARK SIDE.
Remember to spread the word "due to the large turn out expected the voting will be split into different days this year.
Republicans on Tuesday and Democrats on the following Thursday".
2007-11-14 14:45:07 · answer #5 · answered by CFB 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
O K put the crack pipe down-- back away from it,exhale go to a ventilated area.Now 10 deep breaths,now 10 more.Pick up the phone call 911 and tell them you need counseling now do not wait it may be too late.Good Luck in recovery.
2007-11-14 14:28:44 · answer #6 · answered by wanna know 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Pap smears and German Shepards I am not going there.
2007-11-14 14:40:42 · answer #7 · answered by God 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
OK, we get it. You don't support Hillary. Now shut up already. Actually, here's an idea: explain just HOW the **** a Republican will be a good choice for President in 08?
P.S.
In a less confrontational tone, I just asked about the dream I had last night. I'd appreciate an answer. Thanks.
2007-11-14 14:33:18 · answer #8 · answered by You 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
No. What you should do is stop washing your tranquilizers down with cheap scotch every night before you turn, in, that way you can get up bright and early tomorrow morning and go enlist to fight for bush in iraq!
2007-11-14 14:39:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Fascinating allegory, but no, fear not.
as I dreamed that Snowhite lives on YA
then to realize only the seven dwarfs exist.
Eery but harmless. Often depends on your past.
2007-11-14 14:44:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Was it Bill Clinton that wanted to give it to you the card
2007-11-14 14:27:58 · answer #11 · answered by johnboy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋