I know this question has been asked before but you never know when someone might have a new one. Tell me about your funniest true story involving a fart.
2007-11-14 12:08:57 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I had spent the day making a pot of really vicious pinto beans. They were so good, I ate way to many. After a few hours the dog asked me to leave. I went across the street to the ball park. On the way I cut loose and saw a cat puke in the gutter.
I went up to the top of the bleachers and happily relieved every pressure that came up. This went on for about 3o minutes. The wind was blowing over my back and I just enjoyed the game.
Well, two guys came and sat down 10 rows beneath me in an otherwise empty bleachers. I let go one that set records. It not only sounded like a cheap washing machine coming apart it resembled the color of an Hawaiian sunset. It drifted down the bleachers and one guy got up and slammed the other guy off of his seat and yelled at him "You are one sick M.F." The other guy greatly protested, but how can you really deny such a thing without laughing? I was laughing, oh my was I ever.
This is all completely true. Well, except for the cat. Although the dog did growl at me when I came home.
2007-11-14 12:16:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go to You Tube and type in: Farting - No Laughing Matter. It from "plantninja." It's really a "gas," and every time I watch it I can't help but smile.
2007-11-14 12:17:10 · answer #2 · answered by soulguy85 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
one time i said a funny joke and my sister started cracking up. All of a sudden while she was dieing of her laugh attack she started to have many farts. but these farts weren't normal sounding farts. The farts sounded like a high pitched flatulentic laugh. So while she started to laugh even more and her farts would laugh along with her. i started to crack up. then it started to smell. it was a fun day. i call her laffy farts since then.
2007-11-14 12:14:03 · answer #3 · answered by el guitarro! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA, once my brother farted and my mom almost fainted cuz it smelled so bad!
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Plz look!
2007-11-14 12:11:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont
2007-11-14 12:11:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It STUNK...ha ha ha
2007-11-14 12:11:04 · answer #6 · answered by Buddy Love 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋