If you were in a lifeboat that had one person too many and someone would have to go and the following were in the boat, who would you decide to throw over.
A. Nancy Pelosi
B. Jack Murtha
C. Harry Reid
D. Ted Kennedy
2007-11-14 10:22:04 · 8 answers · asked by Nvr2soon 6 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
My decision wouldn't be an impetuous one.
A. I would give Nancy Pelosi a chance to stay on board if she admitted the real reason why she raced over to Syria as soon as she was named Speaker of the House. (I believe she wanted to make a deal with the Syrians: don't reveal that Saddam exported his WMD's over there, and they'll get warm relations from the next Democratic President)
B. Jack Murtha served his country honorably at one time. That alone gives him immunity.
C. Harry Reid is a weasily, sickly, lying little nebbish who probably wouldn't even be missed he we covertly dumped him overboard. He'd be my first choice.
D. Throw Ted Kennedy overboard? Not until we're certain no rescue planes would be in the area. We could probably light his breath on fire, creating an impromptu rescue flare.
2007-11-14 10:36:29 · answer #1 · answered by pachl@sbcglobal.net 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Lifeboar, eh? I live in a country that has wildboar, but lifeboar's a new one. I'll ask the forester about it next time I see him in the woods. If I see a wild boar I'll ask him if he ever goes in boats and if he's ever heard of the "dangerous four". If I was in a lifeboat and had to throw one overboard I would not take the Kennedy approach and just leave them on their own. I'd tie them to the outside of the boat. Ted probably has the most bouyancy, and the freezing point of alcohol is pretty low, so he'd be the one to get wet.
2007-11-14 18:44:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Pelosi
2007-11-14 18:27:44 · answer #3 · answered by vincefoster 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
G. Pat Robertson
2007-11-14 18:28:22 · answer #4 · answered by red_butterfield 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
H. Rush Limbaugh -- he's his own lifeboat complete with hot air
2007-11-14 18:29:53 · answer #5 · answered by send_it_to_zoom 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Sorry, I can not answer that question as it is stated.
My answer is that they ALL must be thrown over.
There is not a single one of them you could trust.
2007-11-14 18:27:05 · answer #6 · answered by dinamuk 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
F. Dick Cheney
2007-11-14 18:26:08 · answer #7 · answered by captain_koyk 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
some repub will reort it anyway braindead babies
2007-11-14 18:28:52 · answer #8 · answered by joyce s 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋