☼ wants to know if you can write a little story that includes 6 of these phrases?

Question

1. Forget justice! I need mercy!
2. Why must you always say psychotic things?
3. As I was trying to explain the details
4. Uh huh....... WHATever.
5. What on EARTH just ran past the window?
6. Hi O Silver Away!!
7. Man, this is just like an episode of "The Andy Griffith Show."
8. Well if that don't beat all.
9. Won't you be my tootsie wootsie?
10. I'll be gone long enough for you to miss me.

█ This is NOT homework...Merely good,wholesome fun on YA.....I graduated from college 35 years ago.
Have fun. ◄

Answer 1

I desperately needed some adventure in my life.After the TRAVEL channel did a marathon about the Alasken Wilderness,I planned a trip.
"Have fun eating whale intestines and rubbing noses with toothless women!" These were Kyle's kind words of wisdom.
"Why must you always say psychotic things?" I sighed.

Within a week,I was waving good-bye from a twin engine plane. My buddies just stood there with their"Uh..huh....WHATever" faces.As I was trying to explain the details of my trip ,they had had nothing encouraging to say,so this did not surprise me.

Upon my arrival, I was greeted by a man and his young son ,who really DID live in an igloo.They introduced me to their pet walrus,affectionately called "Silver".
We didn't eat whale intestines and it was "all good" until bedtime.Silver was invited in to sleep with us!The father made some kissing noises and, not knowing their language, said something that sounded like,"Won't you be my tootsie wootsie?" Kyle definately would be spewing beer from his nose at this point!
Silver was just a 1,400 lb baby and seemed friendly enough. I decided to mimick the "walrus whisperer" and said,"Won't you be my tootsie wootsie?"(of course in my best Inuit accent.)
That HUGE animal jumped in my lap!!!! I was about to become a victim of "walrus" lap dancing and as I started to lose consciousness ALL I could think was how my lawsuit would be portrayed on late night T.V.!!!
Full panic set in and I screeched with my last breath,"Forget justice! I need mercy!
Well,if that don't beat all. The old man whistled and shouted,"Hi O Silver Away!!!"The walrus dismounted my oxygen starved body and slunk out the door!
In my dilerium all I could think was , Man,this is just like an episode of "The Andy Griffith Show".That is,if Mayberry was on an iceberg and Aunt Bea was a walrus!

Answer 2

God school sucks. It's like torture. Forget justice! I need mercy! Did you just tell me to blow a 10 foot goat and choke on him? Are you ok? Why must you always say psychotic things? Now as I was trying to explain the details, when multiplying the order does not matter. What did you just say? We're not at McDoanlds no I can't take your order! Uh huh.......WHATever. Now can I please get back to teaching you kids? OMG! What on EARTH just ran past the window? Did you see it? Wow. It had a beard. Maybe it was a pirate. Hi O Silver Away!! SO many weird things are happening today. Man, this is just like an episode of the "Andy Griffith Show." Gilligans Island? Nah Andy Griffith. Well if that don't beat all. It's a great show. It was either on Andy Griffith or Gillugans Island when one of them said won't you be my tootsie wootsie? It was really funny. Ok hear that? It was the bell. Class is over! I won't be here tomorrow, I'll be gone long enough for you to miss me.

Answer 3

Do I get extra credit for using 8 of them. That was kinda fun even though it's a dialog instead of a story.

“What on EARTH just ran past the window?” stated a surprised Frank, “Well if that don't beat all. It’s a horse, Hi O Silver Away!!”

“Why must you always say psychotic things?” John replied, "We don't even have a window."

Frank mumbled back, “As I was trying to explain the details, it was a white horse.”

“Uh huh....... WHATever.” John said, annoyed

Frank looked longingly into John’s eyes and said, “Won't you be my tootsie wootsie?”

John was surprised and yelled, “Get away from me you weirdo. I’ll get back at you for that. Do that again and I'll be gone long enough for you to miss me.”

Frank started crying, "You wouldn't leave me, besides how could you the nurses keep our room locked. I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy."

Answer 4

Things were pretty wild down by the courthouse as (3) I was trying to explain the details of what happened to the crowd outside. It seems Miss Kitty from the Long Branch Saloon had been into the whisky a bit earlier and wandered down to the courthouse house just as the first trial of the day was wrapping up. MattBaby was in the hallway ourside the courtroom explaining how justice had been served. Kitty sashayed up to him and said rather drunkenly, (1) Forget justice!! I need mercy. Come on Matt Baby (9) won't you be my tootsie wootsie." (8) "Well if that don't beat all" some of the town biddies murmured, seeing Miss Kitty's drunken display.

MattBaby took Miss Kitty aside and reminded her that he was now betrothed to Sunshine to which Miss Kitty petulantly replied (4) "Uh huh.....WHATEVER!!. One of these days I'm gonna drag that little she devil so far out in the desert that (1) I'll be gone long enough for YOU to miss me." Matt, still trying to calm Miss Kitty down said (2) "Why must you always say psychotic things like that." You know Sunshine is going to hear about it and that'll just be trouble for you again.

Dodge City may be called a city, but it's not that big and news travels fast. Someone shouted (5) "What on earth just ran past the window." As the crowd rushed to look." Of course it was Sunshine riding in on her horse, coming to "rescue" MattBaby from that evil hussy, Miss Kitty. Storming up to Miss Kitty, Sunshine stood nose to nose with her and said "If there's any dragging out to the desert to be done around here, I'll be the one doing it Missy, and don't you forget." Grabbing MattBaby's hand she led him from the courtroom. "Get your horse, Baby" she said, "Let's get out of here before I do something you have to lock me up for." With that they headed out of town with Sunshine imitating her other cowboy hero, the Lone Ranger, by making her horse rear up and shouting (6) "Hi O Silver Away!!!" as they headed up main street on the way out of town.

Festus watched shaking his head. (7) Man, this is just like an episode of "The Andy Griffith Show. The sheriff rides of with the girl, and the deputy is stuck back at the jail with the town drunk. At least Miss Kitty is pertier than that there Otis.

Answer 5

Dr. Martin slowly stretched, pulled off his glasses and pinched the bridge of his nose. This was going to be his last patient of the day.
The phone on his desk shrilled bringing him out of his tired funk.
"Dr. Martin"
"Hi Baby, it's me. Just wanted to call you before I left."
His wife Shara was heading off to an all-girls weekend with a few of her old classmates from Harvard.
"Okay hon, call me when you get to the hotel."
"Will do. Oh..and guess what? I just found out they're having a Lone Ranger convention at the hotel I'll be staying at!"
"HI O SILVER AWAY!" Dr. Martin chuckled. "WELL IF THAT DON'T BEAT ALL. I should be going with you then..that's my all time favourite show!"
"I know! But..it's an all girl weekend..and you my masculine man are NOT invited! laughed Shara. "Oh..the taxi's here..gotta go. I'LL BE GONE LONG ENOUGH FOR YOU TO MISS ME right?"
"I miss you already. Love you."
"Love you back..bye."
"Bye."
Dr. Martin hung up just as someone knocked on his door.
He collected himself.."Come in."
The door opened and an orderly walked in with his patient, a slight balding man who glanced around the room with sudden jerks of his head. The orderly sat the man down and left.
"So Mr. Potter..or may I call you Adam? smiled Dr. Martin.
"UH-HUH.....WHATEVER..." muttered the man, looking everywhere but at the doctor
"Okay then. Why don't you tell me why you think you're here?"
The man glared at Dr. Martin with wild eyes. "WON'T YOU BE MY TOOTSIE WOOTSIE?"
"Your tootsie..?" Dr. Martin sat back in his chair. "Hmm..okay. I understand Mr. Potter. I believe we'll get to know each other much better over the next few weeks."
"FORGET JUSTICE! I NEED MERCY!" shouted the patient, slamming his fist onto Dr. Martin's desk.
The doctor smiled a tired sigh and opened up Adam Potter's file.
"I could do with a little of that mercy too." he whispered.

Answer 6

THE ONGOING SAGA Chapter XV

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As Matt drove out of town, he heard the passerbyr, who he now recognized as the bagpiper, call out, “WON’T YOU BE MY TOOTSIE WOOTSIE? Come back” He never heard Matt say, “I’LL BE GONE LONG ENOUGH FOR YOU TO MISS ME.”

“I knew it!” thought Matt. “It was The Bagpiper. I left just in time. He must know I am headed south to Texas to see my wife.” As Matt approached the intersection of Route 80, he made a hasty decision to turn east. “I’m going to have to shake him.” Matt drove all that day. As the sun was setting he crossed state line and saw the large sign, “Welcome to O HI O.”

“SILVER, A WAY to pay for the toll road. What happened to good old fashioned bartering?” Matt muttered as he reached in his pocket to see if he had enough change to continue farther east. He pulled into the toll booth. “Next time, I’m paying with a credit card.” AS I WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN THE DETAILS of how the silver dollars were my winnings from the Black Hawk Casino and Bingo Resort.

“UH HUH...WHATEVER” said the uniformed tolltaker, who acted as if he couldn’t care less, but was carefully examining the coins he was given.
“WELL, IF THAT DON’T BEAT ALL. Here’s a rare 1897 P Standing Liberty. And it’s in proof condition! This is worth a bundle.”

I looked over my shoulder. I had become paranoid about the bagpiper. “WHAT ON EARTH JUST RAN PAST THE WINDOW of the toll booth?” I asked, afraid that he was still following me.

But tolltaker was distracted. with the coins and waved Matt on. As he pulled his car onto the campus of Ohio State Univ. in Bowling Green, he didn’t notice the skate boarder who loosened his grip on the bumper and coasted to a discreet location.
(To be continued)

Answer 7

yeah but are you asking me to do it for u... i don't care if ur a top contributor...do it uurself..especially if its for college.