Hillary Clinton goes to an elementary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers a question time.
One little boy puts up his hand.
The Senator asks him what his name is.
"Kenneth."
"And what is your question, Kenneth?"
"I have three questions:
First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband's eight years in the office as President?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
Third - whatever happened to all those things you took
when you left the White House?"
Just then the bell rings for recess.
Hillary Clinton informs the kids that they will continue after recess.
When they resume, Hillary says, "Okay, where were we?
Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy puts his hand up.
Hillary points to him and asks him what his name is.
"Larry."
(wait for part two)
2007-11-14 07:08:37 · 8 answers · asked by namsaev 6 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
"And what is your question, Larry?"
"I have five questions:
First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid
to develop during your husband's eight years in the office as President?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
Third - whatever happened to all those things you took
when you left the White House?
Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
Fifth - what happened to Kenneth?"
2007-11-14 07:09:12 · update #1
Tyler- Are you sure it's the same joke? Bush wasn't paid to develop a healthcare plan. And he doesn't have a husband. In case you haven't noticed Laura is a female ergo a wife.
PS I've never claimed it was mine or original.
2007-11-14 08:16:10 · update #2
I think that's great! (And it's probably based on a real incident.)
2007-11-14 07:15:54 · answer #1 · answered by Rick K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah how refreshing another basher...Never has anything good to say about his own candidate because????? maybe there is nothing good to say. So sad too bad.
Who is your candidate so I can make up a joke about him?
But say something good about him if you can.
2007-11-19 09:49:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee hee!!!! That one's beautiful! :-)
Too bad poor Kenneth didn't know you don't mess with Billary!
2007-11-14 17:54:02 · answer #3 · answered by binkybunny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard the exact same question but instead it was bush not hillary,u should try to be more original
2007-11-14 15:28:04 · answer #4 · answered by tyler m 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That was alright.
I Cr 13;8a
2007-11-16 04:02:36 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha.
you might enjoy this link then:
http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/RANCHO/POLITICS/BODIES.html
2007-11-14 15:13:34 · answer #6 · answered by jaimelleonard 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i liked it.
2007-11-14 20:53:25 · answer #7 · answered by joe c 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
VERY GOOD...
2007-11-14 20:49:47 · answer #8 · answered by jerry z 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋